| Adventure is thy Name |
[ Wednesday: 12/06/2006 ]
[ 2:40 AM ] |
This evening was GLORIOUS! They brought me a Gift. A Tree. Maybe tomorrow I shall receive Birds for my Tree.
They even brought me SHINY! new Balls for to play with in my Tree.
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| PLASTIC SPOON!!1!OnE! |
[ Tuesday: 12/06/2005 ]
[ 1:04 PM ] |
GARH! WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME ONE OF THESE SOONER?! IT'S THE GREATEST THING EVAR!
I can carry it around the House. Skitter across the floor after it.
PURE GENIUS I SAY!
I must rub myself on the Man who invented these. Claim him as my own.
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| Avon |
[ Thursday: 10/27/2005 ]
[ 1:49 PM ] |
I like Avon. And you should too.
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| Hairball |
[ Thursday: 10/13/2005 ]
[ 3:15 PM ] |
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I have my FIRST Hairball. And it will not come out. This is most distressing.
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[ Monday: 10/10/2005 ]
[ 2:28 AM ] |
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My new Icon is better than yours. And I still like to eat Bugs.
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| Evasive Manuevers |
[ Wednesday: 10/05/2005 ]
[ 11:38 PM ] |
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Today I was taken to a mysterious place that smelled of other Animals. I protested, but she did not listen. I'd never been in a box like that before.
Although, they thought that they could break me with some sort of "Needle Torture." First there were two of them that came to "torture" me. I was un-phased. But then I met a relentless fellow. He was not satisfied with my first reaction. So he tried I again. I never flinched. I never faltered. One of them put a rather nasty tasting substance on my back. I licked it to see what it was. Only to foam at the mouth. I was displeased.
They put their hands in my mouth. They made me eat things. They poked me. And I came home a braver and stronger Ninja.
I even got a Ninja bed.
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| 20 things you never wanted to know about me |
[ Friday: 09/09/2005 ]
[ 8:49 PM ] |
[01] I can't sleep on anything white.
[02] I like to chase Dimes that are on the floor. Not Nickles. Not Quarters or Pennies. Dimes
[03] When I eat my dry food I have to shake my head once after the first crunch.
[04] I know that when the people start moving in the morning it means I get wet food. I mew to wake them up in the hopes I'll get it sooner : ).
[05] I like to chase Moths and eat Bugs.
[06] I can run laps around the Living Room without ever touching the ground; bet you can't do that.
[07] I know my name, but I refuse to answer to it.
[08] I like Beef more than Chicken. I like Tuna more than Beef. Shrimp can kiss my ASS!
[09] I must twitch my little legs after a bath. Water is evil.
[10] I like laps most when they're at desks.
[11] I am a better ninja than you will ever be.
[12] I still haven't been to the vet.
[13] I came from an all Black litter.
[14] Plastic confuses me, I must contanstly paw Vinyl.
[15] Cupboards and Refridgerators fascinate me.
[16] Once, I got stuck in the Dryer.
[17] I obsessivly wipe my paws when I leave my Litter Box.
[18] I pooped all over ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) datashade's bed, and I didn't feel so bad about it.
[19] Pant legs are evil and must be destroyed.
[20] I can beat up your Cat and I probably have
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10 minutes. What? Screw you, I don't have thumbs.
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[ Monday: 08/15/2005 ]
[ 1:30 PM ] |
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I have the hiccups. And it's keeping me from napping. So I'ma go flex my paws in the Short one's lap.
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[ Thursday: 08/04/2005 ]
[ 2:09 PM ] |
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My cover has been blown.
...She knows I know my name now. However, I only sucessfully respond when it is said in anger or yelled.
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| new nightmare-ish adventures |
[ Monday: 07/25/2005 ]
[ 12:00 PM ] |
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I spent the night in the Garage last night. Not on purpose. I followed one of them out there and was soon distracted. Sadly I did not make it back into the house untill half an hour ago. I was very hungry seeing as I hadn't eaten since 8.00PM yesterday. I ate too fast and threw up a little.
But now I need to go calm down.
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[ Tuesday: 07/19/2005 ]
[ 2:56 AM ] |
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I must apologize in advance for the ellipse's there, I've been out on a very un-successful 2 week re-con mission. The only thing I can tell you is it is not going well.
I was given a subject to "tail." He's not very cooperative or friendly. I went into this mission disguised as a "friend," but he has not fallen for any of my ploys. Hopefully I will be able to obtain the necessary information from him before my time runs out.
While on this mission I've been getting my rest and exercise, I can now climb to the top of the screens.
Speaking of exercise; if there are any of you out there who are feeling even remotely giving, there are a few things that I spotted in my travels that I would like...
I spotted these Appeteasers, which look quite tasty.
I only wanted W, but it's a 3 pack, so I need to find a few other Cats to share this one with.
Well, it's late. And I've had a busy day. It's time for me to head off to my night post....
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[ Thursday: 06/30/2005 ]
[ 3:01 PM ] |
I forgot to mention this last night before I left on my most recent mission; the Short one was eating something that seemed rather tasty. Although, upon further inspection I can say that indeed it was not. It made my tongue feel slimy and the feeling did not subside for several hours.
The Tall one seems to be in cahoots with the Short one. The Short one stopped me as I left for my nightly Mission and then left me with the Tall one for interrogation. I darted around the room as to confuse him. Like a true Ninja I held my ground. I told him nothing. My Superiors were most impressed with my ability to keep my Mission details confidential. In no time at all I managed to break out of the room and continue on with my duties. Hopefully I will be promoted by weeks end.
Well, it's about that time again. So I must be off.
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| ooooh 11.45AM to ooooh 4.30PM |
[ Wednesday: 06/29/2005 ]
[ 4:31 PM ] |
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These creatures do not understand why they are here. I tried to practice my pouncing on a new one this morning. But she kept saying something or other that sounded like "No." Whatever that means. Feeling rather frustrated I tried to get in my usual 2 hour nap.
But my afternoon nap was cut short. Those beasts kept poking at me and picking me up. Using my Ninja like speed I ran away. I was rather tired but I had enough energy to make my escape.
I have made the most amazing discovery today. If the Short one gets distracted while emptying those baskets she leaves a cavern open. It is soft, warm and most importantly dark. I must remember this place. It is far more secluded than the cliff in the Tall one's cave.
If I lay perfectly still she won't know I'm here. Maybe this way I will be able to finish my nappping so that I might finish my pouncing later tonight.
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accomplished